a thing to learn about cooking is, that isnt enough garlic. there is not enough garlic in there. yeah i know you already put garlic in but shhh, listen, listen to the pot, it says it wants more garlic. seriously more garlic come on i said put in some more garlic fucking dO it you piece of shit. what do you mean that that’s all the garlic you had well i suppose theres nothing for it we have to go pick up some more come on then
When people try and make "jokes" about vegans or veganism, it just screams to me "I find your lifestyle intimidating because it highlights all the ethical problems in my lifestyle. You speaking out about not killing, reminds me that I do. And I am uncomfortable with that. But I'm too selfish to change. So instead, I will make a really lame joke. And all the other meat eaters who also feel uncomfortable for the same reasons will laugh, because using humour to dilate an uncomfortable situation is reassuring."
I found a vegan girl that goes to my school on Facebook and regularly comes to the vegan cooking night that I help run. I scrolled through her page and there are sooo many posts from her “friends” with anti-vegan jokes and I can tell that she clearly doesn’t think it’s funny. Why do so many people like to make animal-cruelty jokes around us? You’re not funny at all. One time a friend mentioned that he saw my Facebook post about the size of the cage for egg-laying chickens and said “I thought my chicken tasted a little unhappy today!” Haha….